Crash! Bam! Alakazam!

This morning, as I pulled from a bag of cereal from the cupboard an oversized plate that had been leaning against the back of the cabinet fell forward into a bottle of rice vinegar ... which fell forward out of the cabinet and onto the granite countertop ... where the bottle exploded into a million little pieces and sent a flood of vinegar flowing across the countertop and down the cabinet and onto the floor. Good morning!